Pain Averted...
- My wife: "You know, we've been married almost 6.5 yrs."
- Me: "Yep. Long time."
- Wife: "You're not feelin' the seven-year itch are you?"
- Me: "What's that?"
- Wife: "It's where you start thinking marriage isn't 'right' for you."
- Me: "Oh. Definitely not."
- Wife: "Good, because if you said anything other than that, I was going to kick you in the nuts."
- Me: ...... *crickets chirping*
- Yeah, that was a close one...
